It has been a running joke (or running conspiracy theory for many) that Michelle Obama is a man who cosplays a woman.
I have never taken that claim particularly seriously because it seems like hiding that fact for decades would be a pretty tall order. While not being on the order of faking the moon landing, which would have required hundreds of thousands of Americans to conspire together, and for even our enemies abroad to help us cover it up, it would still be a tall order for a person as prominent as Michelle Obama to carry off this deception.
Michelle Obama: “You’re raising a trans kid. That warms my heart, as a black man.” pic.twitter.com/Kjvg8ncwNz
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 30, 2025
We have been treated to videos that appear to show Michelle with a long, flappy organ under her dress, and love letters from Barack’s early years revealed that he regularly fantasized about gay sex, but even with these tantalizing bits of evidence the whole thing is so bizarre, so unlikely, and so difficult to hide that to me it is a joke, not a genuinely interesting theory.
Let me be clear.
Michelle Obama has a penis. pic.twitter.com/nkDQ1OA62d
— Stew Peters (@realstewpeters) May 24, 2023
But you do have to hand it to Michelle Obama. In her otherwise tedious podcast, she has revived the conspiracy theory and given it new life.
“That warms my heart, as a black man.”
If you are inclined to give credence to the claim that Michelle is a man in a woman’s dress, this will be an “aha!” moment. See, she is caught!
Of course, she could also have simply not chosen the right words. She was, after all, praising a black man for embracing his transgender child. The implication being that black men are not generally known for progressive social attitudes, and as an alphabet ideologist, Michelle Obama is praising him for not being a neanderthal or something.
Or, to be perfectly honest, this could be a “cheap fake”-an edit to make it look like Michelle was saying something she wasn’t.
Yep, it WAS a cheap fake. The “black man” in question was Marlon Wayans, not Michelle Obama.
The irony is that this exchange took place in a conversation between Obama and the Wayans brothers, Damon and Marlon, who seem like wholesome guys and good parents. Damon has an adult child who identifies as trans, and he explained how he adjusted to the new reality and how, as a parent, he embraces his child for who they are. He didn’t go into a riff on alphabet ideology, but on how his role as a parent of an adult child is to love her.
Not a bad message. We can quibble about some of the things he said, but parents who don’t love their children are monsters, and Damon is clearly not that.
Speculation about Michelle’s natal sex is like a parlor game, and not a matter of serious import. Michelle doesn’t want to be president, and if not, then why would it matter? Even if she ran, the issue wouldn’t be her sex, but her attitude to forcing alphabet ideology on kids and adults.
Personally, I don’t care much one way or another if Barack is gay, Michelle a woman or a man, or anything personal like that. No doubt, Obama would be celebrated if he came out as gay, and Michelle would be hailed as the first “trans” First Lady, but what really matters is what they did to or for the country.
And, on that score, the record looks pretty bad. Since Obama was elected, race relations have become infinitely worse, and he bears much of the blame. He drastically increased health care costs for millions of Americans, and his administration pushed the Russia collusion hoax into the spotlight, devastating the country and creating divisions that may take generations to heal.
Which genitals either has or what they do with them is nothing compared to that.
